"The way there are no clocks in casinos and whenever you walk into one, the people in there are the people who shouldn’t be in there. The way supermarket aisles are designed to be confusing and no one in their right mind would put laundry detergent next to dog food. The way economy class seats on an airplane could easily be more comfortable but they want you to pay to upgrade to first class. The way everything you buy is designed to break so that soon, you’ll have to buy a new one. The way the whole world tries everything in its power to break you too. The way you refuse, under any circumstances, to show the slightest crack."
I just wanted to add some AWESOME news! The Huetiful Hair Steamer folks caught wind of our giveaway and decided to contribute a steamer (insert 1000 exclamation points here). So now we’ll have TWO winners on Xmas day. Amazing?